Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Airport Delay a Gift from God

Airport Delay a Gift from God

Editor’s Note:  Please enjoy this dose of satire by CMC alum and fervent atheist Craig DePriester ‘07, inspired by a ski trip ruined by travel delays....

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The 2010s: Decade in Preview

The 2010s: Decade in Preview

When and if I pass my final semester of college, including two faux science GEs, I’ll be graduating CMC and entering the real world this year. Maybe I’ll...

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Welcome to Manuary

Welcome to Manuary

Editor’s Note*: the Forum is an equal-opportunity organization and believes that women should take pleasure in all twelve months of the year. *This note was...

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Suite Stereotypes

Suite Stereotypes

Eight People. Four rooms. Two toilets. Only one North Quad. Maybe you chose ‘em. Maybe you didn’t. Either way, you know who they are:

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Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players

Yankee Pride Lives on in CMS Baseball Players

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, the Yankees won their 27th World Series on Wednesday in Game 6 against the Phillies (so please...

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If I Were Pam Gann…

If I Were Pam Gann…

At a recent ASCMC meeting, the Board was debating what to spend money on. ASCMC has a mandate to “improve student life,” but at a school with the “Happiest...

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unpCMC – Stark Elevator

unpCMC – Stark Elevator

unpCMC comes out every week. If you haven’t been following the story line you can catch up here.

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