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Hub Horror Stories
5Cene | June 7th, 2009 | 6 Responses
By Carl Peaslee
Am I the only one who thinks the Hub is run by a bunch of escaped convicts currently running some sort of shady college eatery scam? I actually suspect that the employees of The Hub might be former carneys who have now turned their attention from “Hit The Milk Jugs with a Ball” to “Collect thousands of stupid college kids meal plan dollars.” I have, on a number of occasions, seen them lie to, intimidate, overcharge, or poorly serve 5C students. More »
Relive Mr. Stag 2009
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…if you think you can handle it.
Enjoy nearing two hours of milk chugging, salsa dancing, and angel punching. The video is split into five [...] More »
Senior Superlatives 2009
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Awards Night is great and all, but ASCMC has the prizes seniors really want (e.g. Most Likely to become Pam Gann, Top Bromance, and the [...] More »
What We Can Learn From Scott Cook
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Most Forum readers probably don’t know who Scott Cook is. But people in the real world–you know, people who don’t have their parents do their [...] More »
The Forum Endorses Burning in China
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Tonight at 8, Pickford Auditorium will host Burning in China for the second and final time. Brought to CMC by Professor Faggen and the Gould [...] More »
Mr. Stag: And the winner is…
Emily Meinhardt | 5Cene | Comments (2)
Friday’s Mr. Stag competition was undeniably CMC. Prospies (and their parents) sat in the audience alongside CMCers and watched as Alex Caldwell chugged a gallon [...] More »
Announcing Mr. Stag 2009
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Mr. Stag is CMC’s annual beauty manliness pageant featuring many stags competing to be Mr. Stag. Vying for this year’s title: Kestrel Arps, Austin Soldner, [...] More »
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